Oh ...
A Check With Commas In It,
Would surely change my life,
And to know I didn't have to split it,
Down the middle with my ex-wife,
Lord, I hope it ain't too much to ask,
And it don't have to be this minute,
But I just can't wait to see my name,
On A Check With Commas In It.

Who wants to be a millionaire?
And how would you spend all that?
Well, clothes do tend to make the man,
I'd start with boots and a brand new hat,
And that truck of mine's on its last legs,
Why, it's missin' every other gear,
And Honey, don't forget that diamond,
I promised you last year. Oh ...

A Check With Commas In It,
Would surely change my life,
And to know I didn't have to split it,
Down the middle with my ex-wife,
Lord, I hope it ain't too much to ask,
And it don't have to be this minute,
But I just can't wait to see my name,
On A Check With Commas In It.

If tonight's winning numbers are,
The ones we played for fun,
Honey, get that travel agent on the phone,
Look out, Cancun, here we come,
And my Uncle Ned could use a loan,
He'da read I was a winner,
And Pastor Jones, how big a gift,
Might help to save this sinner? Oh ...

A Check With Commas In It,
Would surely change my life,
And to know I didn't have to split it,
Down the middle with my ex-wife,
Lord, I hope it ain't too much to ask,
And it don't have to be this minute,
But I just can't wait to see my name,
On A Check With Commas In It.

The amount, I'll leave that up to you,
It don't have to be specific,
No, I just can't wait to see my name,
On A Check With Commas In It.

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